Right on, spunky chookens, for $400,000 big bad smackers to ‘FMU!! Since I’m not Kenny G I won’t list four hundred people—forty will have to suffice. Nonetheless, to celebrate this auspicious milestone, here are in fact forty complete strangers with the dire misfortune of sharing their given names with only one other complete stranger…who ain’t real.
1: Shower curtain rings (?), “Getting Away With Murder” (1996)
2: Animator, “The Mad Magazine TV Special” (1974)
3: Actor, “Barry” (2006), “All For Melissa” (2007)
4: Sound designer, “Call Girl Wives” (2005);
Writer, “Mystic Knights of Tir Na Nog” (1998)
5: Actor, “Out of Order”, (2003)
6: Actor, “Golf Punks” (1998)
7: Rough inbetween artist., “Anatasia” (1997)
Inbetween artist “Bartok the Magnificent” (1999)
8: Electrician, “Prince of Darkness” (1987)
“They Live” (1988)
“By the Sword” (1991)
“Bugsy” (1991)
Assistant chief lighting technician, “Fearless” (1993);
Product placement, “Catch That Kid” (2004);
Actor, “This Boy’s Story” (1992)
9: Additional boom operator., “Where Are The Children?” (1986)
10: Actor, “Harry and Walter Go To New York” (1976)
“The Golden Moment: An Olympic Love Story”, TV (1980)
“Rumble Fish” (1983)
“Body Double” (1984)
Key grip, “The Golden Moment: An Olympic Love Story”, (1980)
“The Entity” (1981)
“The Escape Artist” (1982)
“The Outsiders” (1983)
“Rumble Fish” (1983)
“Body Double” (1984)
“St. Elmo’s Fire” (1985)
“8 Million Ways To Die” (1986)
11: Location assistant, “Plato’s Breaking Point” (2001)
12: Camera operator, producer and editor of…uh, “skin flicks”.
13: Buffalo wrangler, “Cremaster 2” (1999)
14: Property master, “Legend of the Werewolf” (1975); “The Ghoul” (1975)
Dressing props, “Dragonslayer” (1981)
Stand-by dressings, “Victor Victoria” (1982)
Chargehand dressing propman, “Supergirl” (1984)
15: Associate producer, “Cauldron: Baptism of Blood” (2004); “Heart of A Boy” (2006)
16: Camera operator, “Verdi’s Requiem” (1997); “The Grierson Documentary Awards 2002” (duh)
17: Actor, “Die Kartenlegerin” (1993); “The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles”—episode, “Young Indiana Jones and the Phantom Train of Doom” (1993)
18: Associate producer, “The Faithful” (2008)
19: Hair stylist, “Lock Up” (1989); “Oscar” (1991); “Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot” (1992)
20: Writer, “Bikini Squad”
21: Still photographer, “I Am A Sex Addict” (2005)
22: Actress, “Edison, The Man”, (1940)
23: Shower curtains (?), “Getting Away With Murder” (1996)
24: Actress, “Ninja Cheerleaders” (2008)
25: Actress, “Threshold” (1981)
26: Actress, “The Work of Life” (2007)
27: Production accountant
“So Weird”-episodes, “Boo” (1999); “Troll” (2000)
“Just Cause” (2001)
“The Collector”-episode, “The Junkie” (2006)
28: Actress, “Turn of the Blade” (1994)
29: Thanks, “Signing Off” (1996)
30: Best costume model, “The 79th Annual Academy Awards” (2007)
Actress, “How I Met Your Mother” (2007); “I Know What Boys Like” (2008)
31: Actor, “The Dead Live” (2006)
32: Actress, “Alcatraz” (2007)
33: Actress, “Lethal Seduction” (1997)
34: Actress, “Le cheval de coeur” (1996)
35: Actor, “Midnight Alibi” (1934)
“Romance of the Potato” (1939)
“Here Come The Marines” (1952)
“How to Be Very, Very Popular” (1955)
“The Last Hurrah” (1958)
36: Actress, “Ed”-episode, “Human Nature” (2002)
“Tiptoes” (2002)
37: WHOA…link!
38: Sound recordist, “A Great Day in Harlem” (1994)
39: Actress, “Overboard” (1987)
40: Holy CRAP…link!
Two more. Only the other two strangers with which these behind-the-sceners share his and her name are other real people—EXTREMELY important other real people. Thanks, guys.
41: Actress, costume designer, “Gym Short” (2001)
42: Producer, “The American Experience”—episode, “The Man Behind Hitler” (2006)
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