My first date as a teen also happened at a rock concert in the same town this couple met; however, Eddie Money and the Hooters didn't have the necessary power for us to form the lasting bond these two lovebirds enjoy (thanks to Listener Jason for forwarding).
"Motley Crue and front row are synonymous with our relationship."
Dear God, what have you unearthed?!
Posted by: Jim | July 10, 2008 at 09:56 PM
nice tits
Posted by: doctor huh? | July 11, 2008 at 02:25 AM
Yes, and the girl wasn't bad looking either...
Posted by: Wak Wak | July 11, 2008 at 02:36 AM
Yes, and the girl wasn't bad looking either...
Posted by: Wak Wak | July 11, 2008 at 02:37 AM
the lady couldn't stop fidgetting around, it made the love story that much more uneasy.
but the funniest part was when the guy, who has the the mannerisms of a log, suddenly pulls up his shirt to reveal a bright red pentagram.
Posted by: fatty jubbo | July 11, 2008 at 05:49 AM
Great story. Too bad it's sponsored by a campaign for a paperback novel. I've seen some strange ardent fan behavior but none as extreme as this. Who paid for the month of front row seats at the concerts, I wonder, the band or the couple?
Posted by: Ivy | July 11, 2008 at 08:11 AM
That story totally rocks. And their tattoos are killer. Sounds like all you commenting critics are a bunch of jealous no-life losers.
Posted by: gumbo77 | July 11, 2008 at 09:32 AM
they're obviously not too fast for love......
Posted by: jeff | July 11, 2008 at 09:52 AM
i wish they had met at a GWAR show.
"She was drenched in fake blood, and i was covered in goo, and our eyes met..."
Posted by: Mr Mannn | July 11, 2008 at 09:53 AM
holy crap!!! getting pulled on stage at a motley show? that's fkin crazy, but that chick is totally HOT. and then getting married in the front row at another motley show is awesome. i need them to adopt me!
Posted by: ace-face | July 11, 2008 at 10:41 AM
I'll refrain from commenting on her various assets -- oops, I just did! Seriously, someone should edit this down to a 60 second spot for eHarmony. It would be great.
Posted by: Dale Hazelton | July 11, 2008 at 10:50 AM
i beleive every word of it. every word!
Posted by: | July 11, 2008 at 01:23 PM
i beleive every word of it. every word!
Posted by: | July 11, 2008 at 01:24 PM
Jesus H Roosevelt Christ; would you really hit that thing? Two bags, my friend, two bags...
Posted by: K | July 11, 2008 at 04:16 PM
My one bit of advice to Mr. Williams: Dude, I don't care how glorious the sex is, don't let her convince you to get her name tattoed on your butt.
Posted by: honcho | July 11, 2008 at 05:00 PM
is this commentary happening on the WFMU blog? stranger than strange.
Posted by: Ian | July 12, 2008 at 12:29 AM
Not to mention the fact that if you're doing her doggy style you get to stare at some hair band guitar geek wanking off his cheap knock off strat. Has this man lost the will to live?
Posted by: K | July 12, 2008 at 11:34 AM
I can imagine that ceremony: "I now pronounce you man and wife. . . SHOW US YOUR TITS!"
Posted by: illlich | July 12, 2008 at 11:41 AM
Wait, where is it? It says the video is gone.
Posted by: Lindsay | July 12, 2008 at 06:03 PM
You'd think with all the tatoos and pentagrams that these people would have some crazy story bout how they met, but seriously, this is the most boring couple I have ever seen.
Posted by: Norm | July 13, 2008 at 05:24 PM
I must be old. To me 80s commercial "metal," hair bands and their fans etc. are not funny—they're just bad. I lived through it, thought it was all crap then; it's still crap to me now. These people aren't funny, unintentionally funny or even interesting as a part of some lens into the private lives of morons. Their kids will be dumb, superficial and probably like bad music too.
Posted by: WmMBerger | July 15, 2008 at 03:25 PM
Notice they don't touch each other? They just met at the shoot!
Posted by: | July 15, 2008 at 04:28 PM