1. Narrated Bermuda Tour (3:00)
2. Bermuda Holiday (2:25)
This is a gem of a souvenir record from a local Bermuda tour operator. We're not talking about one of those huge tour ships with casinos, endless drinking and an above-average chance of contracting a norovirus, but those little charter yachts that ferry people around the islands.
The first track offers perhaps the briefest narrated tour of the islands ever recorded, although they make time for some needless stereo panning at the start and two mentions of the "famous Rum Swizzle Party." At least you don't have too far to fall from the boat when the rum kicks in. It also serves up the immortal line, "If you have this recording, you have probably enjoyed a holiday island cruise." Actually, no, I find about seven copies of this on the docks when the little boats filled with rum-soaked tourists pull up for more shopping and more sightseeing.
Side 2 serves up an allegedly Calypso tune credited to Geoff Kitson and the Island Aires (no, probably not the Hawaiian Island Aires). Everyone involved seems to have heard too much Beatles music, as "Do You Want to Know a Secret" seems to be far more of an influence than the music of the islands, from the Harrisonesque lead guitar to the minor-key harmonies. Listening to this, I can't help but wonder if Weezer had a copy when they were writing "Island in the Sun."
Comments