Adam-12 haikus
Not as good as Dragnet ones
Still equally dumb
First thing that you learn
Pig is a three letter word
You can spell it out
Arriving on scene
A fight group with chains and knives
Requesting backup
You can arrest them
And you can make them like you
We call it technique
Third day on the job
After the morning roll call
Reed dented the car
Pete grew a mustache
Wanted to try something new
Not a good idea
Rotten Code 7
Robbery at Duke's Cafe
Lunch will have to wait
The dicks have their job
And we have our own street beat
To protect and serve
Sgt. MacDonald
Just hit a pedestrian
Totally hinky
A 459
Caution possible ambush
A man with a gun
Officer Ed Wells
Is in a helicopter
Watching over you
Jean wants a TV
She wants it in the kitchen
Not the baby's room
Northeast Division
En route with a prisoner
Resisting arrest
Suspect in plain sight
Request to change frequency
Meet me on tac 2
No surprise party
Malloy hates surprise parties
So there won't be one
And all this time I thought I didn't like poetry!
Posted by: Listener Greg G. | October 13, 2009 at 12:36 PM
Oh man, Malloy has got some kick-ass pants on in the photo.
Posted by: Max Frost | October 13, 2009 at 06:50 PM
I once wrote a Charlton Heston haiku
Earth conquered by apes
the maniacs blew it up
damn them all to hell
Posted by: doctor_gogol | October 14, 2009 at 08:57 AM
Shoulda posted a spoiler alert - you gave away the first four seasons! And maybe even the next three! Not to mention every Jack Webb production before or since. *sigh* I guess we'll just have to manage! In the meantime, "see the man."
Posted by: Frosted Moses | October 14, 2009 at 10:45 AM
brilliant
Posted by: Johnny | October 14, 2009 at 05:11 PM
Ancient computer
It makes me swoon with delight
Put out APB
Posted by: www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=843581667 | October 16, 2009 at 03:42 PM
One Adam 12
One Adam 12
See the man with a gun.
Posted by: TPM | October 18, 2009 at 12:48 PM
I adapted the famous dirty limerick to haiku form
(Caution -- NC17 language):
A Nantucket man
Could reach his mouth with his dick
Pity mouth not cunt.
Posted by: jraoul | April 27, 2010 at 11:42 AM