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August 02, 2011



I Killed Christgau With My Big Fucking Dick

David Thorpe

Somehow this leaves out "On one tune, he turns into a salmon while masturbating in front of the fireplace."


We need a hyperlinked version of this!!!

forked tongue

This is fun! I tried to guess who szome of these referred to, than used to Google to check my answers. For both "Attracts admirers by means of a principled arrogance that has no relation to his actual talents or accomplishments" and "Funnier than the Chipmunks, give him that" I guessed Frank Zappa. I was wrong, but I wish I had said both of those things about Frank Zappa.


It is disturbing how many of these I can name...even more disturbing that my reaction was often, "Hey, no fair, that's actually from a positive review!"

Finn Miller

What, no "F-" at the end?


What is this, shit?

Scott Lahti

One of the snippets spliced within ("actually seems to boast about how fast he can ejaculate") is, as it happens, from Christgau's pan of Shout at the Devil by Motley Crue, and recalls his deathless putdown of Twice Shy by Great White.

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