Major Events in the Life of John Deacon

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[Lightning Baltimore]

You've left out three! Unfortunately, I'm not sure on the dates, but they are:

1 - Adopts horrific, poofy hairdo
2 - Writes "Ice Ice Baby"
3 - Wisely agrees with most of the world that it ain't Queen if ain't no Freddy

I may have the first two out of order. Please, no lawsuits.

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What the fuck? Deacon wrote all their best songs! "another one bite the dust" "Your my best friend" "stone cold crazy" whoever made this infographic can go fuck themselves.

[Ian Rans]

HE WROTE THE "UNDER PRESSURE" BASSLINE. THIS IS PROBABLY BETTER THAN WRITING THE CONSTITUTION, AS IT HAS HELD UP BETTER. Yeah, I pulled all caps. it's worth it.

[Mister Grumpy]

Wow, feelings run high when the dinosaurs of moderate rock get theirs!

Queen were alright, but if you want to slag off one of them surely it's Brian May?

That terrible hair, that shitty homemade guitar with the horrid treacly sound, the fact he think muso-adulation makes him equal to Mr Mercury in popularity...

Yeh, i got no problem with Queen or Freddie (or John Deacon) but Brian May is an irritating old cock-end.

[El dooderino]

If you've got no problem with Queen, why slag off any of them?

[Goyim in the AM]

As he himself has admitted, Deacom didn't so much write "Another One Bites the Dust" as he simply failed to figure out the "Good Times" bass line,

[Lightning Baltimore]

"Stone Cold Crazy" is credited to all four members on the album, not just Deacon.

MY #2 POINT WAS THE SONG THAT SAMPLED "UNDER PRESSURE!" THE CONSTITUTION HAS HELD UP FINE, UNLESS YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE "CONSERVATIVE" TYPES WHO WANTS TO "UPHOLD" THE CONSTITUTION BY PRETENDING THINGS LIKE THE 14TH AMENDMENT DON'T EXIST.

Sure, Brian was-and-is far-and-away the worst hair-criminal of the group, but his built-from-scratch guitars look cool and his tone (up through Jazz, at least) is killer. Plus, his style is both great and extremely distinctive.