Kim Jong Un has a girlfriend! Or maybe a wife! Or maybe a girlfriend who is somebody else’s wife! No one at Thunk Tank Central (or anywhere else) is really sure. But last weekend he was seen in public with a young woman. Who was she?
Korea Joongang Daily says that South Korean intelligence has identified her as Hyon Song-wol, former lead singer for the Bochonbo Electronic Music Band. Hot gossip: KJU might have had an affair with her when he returned home from his Swiss boarding school. His father, Kim Jong Il, may have objected to the (still unconfirmed that it ever happened) relationship and separated the two. Song-wol might have married an army officer! She might have had a baby! But whose baby was it?
If, you know, there even was a baby. Or if the woman in the photos with Kim Jong Un isn’t just his sister, which it might be. Whatever! Here’s the video for Hyon Song-wol’s #1 super hit from 2005, Excellent Horse-Like Woman!
UPDATE: Dear Li'l Leader has married the mystery woman! She's Ri Sol-ju, and not a singer at all, as far as we know, so never mind the videos. Mr. and Mrs. Li'l Leader honeymooned at the Rungna People's Pleasure Ground, in Pyongyang; too bad we don't have a video of that.
Excellent Horse-Like Woman! Like in 1-HP Woman?
Posted by: Conrad | July 11, 2012 at 03:21 PM
How I envy the horse women whose job is to convert toilet paper to tampax for giants!
Posted by: boil | July 12, 2012 at 10:48 PM
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