World's Tallest Man Saves Dolphin
I've . . . never felt so turned on before.
December 15, 2006
March 14, 2006
Ballbot is not creepy enough.
But that's how come God invented military contractors.
December 05, 2005
November 21, 2005
November 16, 2005
October 24, 2005
10, officer.
We all love music, and we all love to watch hand skills. So watch Greg Irwin and his incredible finger dexterity as he bust out moves to the beat of De'vo's music.
(The other Devo.)
May 25, 2005
Many Infinite Planets
A very special presentation.
[35 MB QuickTime, 18:30]
A didactic singing alien and "Chip the black boy" team up with James Quall's special Bible voice for this Christian Science kids' show. Today's lesson includes the Book of Enoch, and the exposition is so absorbing, the Technical Director has a 30-minute-long grand mal.
Just kidding, of course. His seizures are because he doesn't unbelieve in seizures enough. He better hit the books. Also, green is grey.
via Screenhead
May 23, 2005
Surfing while Puking
Oh, great. Donny Deutsch crossed Richard Dawkins with a a leg of turkey. The internet reads like the fucking Andromeda Strain any more.
Listen, it's important that you send this site to as many co-workers as possible. In its exponential growth stage, it takes 20–60 minutes for a bacterial colony to double its population. Emailing the United States is, like, 4 minutes tops.
Surfing while Puking
Oh, great. Donny Deutsch crossed Richard Dawkins with a a leg of turkey. The internet reads like the fucking Andromeda Strain any more.
Listen, it's important that you send this site to as many co-workers as possible. In its exponential growth stage, it takes 20–60 minutes for a bacterial colony to double its population. Emailing the United States is, like, 4 minutes tops.
Surfing while Puking
Oh, great. Donny Deutsch crossed Richard Dawkins with a a leg of turkey. The internet reads like the fucking Andromeda Strain any more.
Listen, it's important that you send this site to as many co-workers as possible. In its exponential growth stage, it takes 20–60 minutes for a bacterial colony to double its population. Emailing the United States is, like, 4 minutes tops.
Surfing while Puking
Oh, great. Donny Deutsch crossed Richard Dawkins with a a leg of turkey. The internet reads like the fucking Andromeda Strain any more.
Listen, it's important that you send this site to as many co-workers as possible. In its exponential growth stage, it takes 20–60 minutes for a bacterial colony to double its population. Emailing the United States is, like, 4 minutes tops.
May 17, 2005
May 14, 2005
Furry Music
Do you like animals? Do you like furry animals? Are you a furry animal? It's okay.
Do you like ears? Do you listen to the things? The aren't even talking things? You may enjoy Music.
Did you say yesses? Yes yes? You may be a Furry Music Fan.
Furry Music
Do you like animals? Do you like furry animals? Are you a furry animal? It's okay.
Do you like ears? Do you listen to the things? The aren't even talking things? You may enjoy Music.
Did you say yesses? Yes yes? You may be a Furry Music Fan.
May 12, 2005
Fantastical Figurations
The Fantastic in Art and Fiction: images from Cornell's Divison of Rare and Manuscript Collections.
You may also enjoy the compendium of alchemical imagery at Adam MacLean's large website, where I learned how to extract antimony from its ore.
David adds Dream Anatomy, an exhibit at the National Library of Medicine about the history of anatomical imaging.
May 06, 2005
Claim Your $1,000
In 1967, stopping to sniff the germanium, Philips yoked their wagon to the Future, launching a series of electronic and musique concrète releases called Prospective 21e Siècle. These records featured beautiful covers — intricate constructions of polarized foil, transfixing in their kinetic light play. Naturally, being drawn to shiny things, hairy record dealers will happily eat their mothers' faces for the opportunity to septuple the price of anything reflective. In the loo at one FMU record fair, I regrettably walked into a dealer snorting lines of his own dandruff off Bernard Parmegiani's Violostries.
Dutch label EARLabs kindly supplements their CD offerings with free downloadables. And there you can grab painstakingly declicked MP3s of the four-disc Electronic Panorama box. Some of it's dry; some of it's amazing. But even if you hate tape music, if you don't download it, you're throwing money out the window.
Claim Your $1,000
In 1967, stopping to sniff the germanium, Philips yoked their wagon to the Future, launching a series of electronic and musique concrète releases called Prospective 21e Siècle. These records featured beautiful covers — intricate constructions of polarized foil, transfixing in their kinetic light play. Naturally, being drawn to shiny things, hairy record dealers will happily eat their mothers' faces for the opportunity to septuple the price of anything reflective. In the loo at one FMU record fair, I regrettably walked into a dealer snorting lines of his own dandruff off Bernard Parmegiani's Violostries.
Dutch label EARLabs kindly supplements their CD offerings with free downloadables. And there you can grab painstakingly declicked MP3s of the four-disc Electronic Panorama box. Some of it's dry; some of it's amazing. But even if you hate tape music, if you don't download it, you're throwing money out the window.
May 05, 2005
April 16, 2005
April 15, 2005
April 07, 2005
March 04, 2005
Sadly, your ass
February 26, 2005
Let the Evil Spore
"Have you heard the song? It really sucks."
On February 25, 2002, untold bags of Cheetos® in high altitude groceries burst from the sudden decrease in global air pressure brought about by a zillion simultaneous gasps of people realizing the Attorney General of the United States was demonstrably, incontrovertibly batshit fucking bananas.
Let the Evil Spore
"Have you heard the song? It really sucks."
On February 25, 2002, untold bags of Cheetos® in high altitude groceries burst from the sudden decrease in global air pressure brought about by a zillion simultaneous gasps of people realizing the Attorney General of the United States was demonstrably, incontrovertibly batshit fucking bananas.