Easter is about more than just contemplating how we are tiny and insignificant specks of dust in the grand scheme of things, how we must learn how to humble ourselves before our creator and how we can improve the nature of our lives through sacrifice and repentance. Easter's about ham, loveable furry bunny rabbits and finding a dimebag inside a big plastic blue pastel egg.
Oh, it's also about how you can't make a sammich from any of the leftovers because your friend Timmy from next door found the egg with the cooch. Here to put these and other important holiday life lessons in perspective are The RealiTykes and That Guy, performing live at LA's Sacred Fools Theater Company:
They're here to Sunday school us in the virtuousness of dropping to our knees in the omniscient presence of our Saviour and confessing we are in bondage to sin and cannot free ourselves. And the weed...ahem, the Wielkanocna Babka? It's for after dinner. Hey, Jesus loves you, whether you're parading around in orthodontic headgear saturated with drool and wayfarers or the curly haired kid who hasn't used deodorant or washed his hair in two weeks sitting against the school building at recess. You're still okay with him.
Happy Easter and, uh, pass it around.